Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.George Burns
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
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I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns
Fein praised Burns as a singer, dancer, straight man, comedian, and actor who will leave a very large void in our lives. ... to keep doing what he loved best.
George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to get out and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
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I go through a thousand songs to find ten for a new record.
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