I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
More Quotes from Fred Allen:A vice president in an advertising agency is a molehill man who has until 5 PM to make a molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished even before lunch.
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.
He's a fine fellow. I've known him a long time. I say they'll never catch him.
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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By offering an education centered on values, the faculty in Catholic schools can create an interactive setting between parents and students that is geared toward long-term healthy character and scholastic development for all enrolled children.
At my age, you are naturally inclined towards teaching.