A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.Fred Allen
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Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
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