Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.Fred Allen
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California is a great place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
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