An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.Fred Allen
Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
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An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
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California is a great place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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George Grey
My father never felt the need to wrap himself in anybody's mantle. He never felt the need to pretend to be anybody else. This is their administration. This is their war. If they can't stand on their own two feet, well, they're no Ronald Reagans, that's for sure.
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