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He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down,Fred Allen
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
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An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
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