If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
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The 3 questions of greatest concern are, 1) Is it attractive, 2) Is it amusing, 3) Does it know its place.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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You're only as good as your last haircut.
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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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