Never have more children than you have car windows.
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
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Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
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