As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
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Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing real men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.Erma Bombeck
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.
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Never order food in excess of your body weight.
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
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