Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going to drop.
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