The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a other must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child.Erma Bombeck
Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
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I do not participate in a sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
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I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
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