My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
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No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.
Hunter S. Thompson
Above all, ignore the audience.
Minnie Maddern Fiske
I try to live my life every day in the present, and try not to turn a blind eye to injustice and need.
Susan Sarandon