What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
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The words of the Bible, and the Bible alone, should be heard from the pulpit.
Ellen G. White
I tell you one of the great things about this movie is, with all that's going on around the world right now, it's just good to go to a movie where you don't have to think too hard, just have a good time, and relax and be crazy.
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He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
Bertolt Brecht