The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
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Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.Dennis Miller
He admitted this was stupid. It's a very serious offense. I wouldn't consider it a prank. ... It could have turned into something that caused far more injury, and even death, than it did.
Dennis Miller
This is our first branch in Birmingham and we're looking forward to it, ... It's a nice community and we wanted to locate a branch there.
Dennis Miller
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
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It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
Dennis Miller
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
Dennis Miller
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