The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.
More Quotes from Dave Barry:
one of South Florida's most vital natural resources, a relentlessly sane voice in a howling hurricane of hypocrisy, hokum and hype.Dave Barry
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
Dave Barry
Technically, Windows is an operating system, which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.
Dave Barry
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it
Dave Barry
I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.
Dave Barry
Readers Who Like This Quotation Also Like:
Based on Topics: Parties Quotes, Time QuotesBased on Keywords: podiums
Wilder touches all the bases... in some kind of shorthand way. Now that's art.
James Naughton
If you've been playing for a few years, especially in a group context, you'll see if you have the ability or the passion to want to carry on. It's something that you have to be dedicated to and you've got to love, no matter what happens.
Mick Taylor
When you're working in front of an audience, you have incentive to excel.
Dave Van Ronk