It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
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You think I don't want to It's those TV networks, Marge they won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won't They won't let me live
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
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I am so smart I am so smart S-M-R-T I mean, S-M-A-R-T
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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman.
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