Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
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To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.
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Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family
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Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14 of people know that.
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Where is Bart, anyway His dinner is getting all cold and eaten
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It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized... It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to... In L.A., I'm just another character actor.
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