A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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My life needs editing.
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well, she and I were.
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
In addition to optimal atmosphere, the tight-knit staff at Kelly's made performers feel welcome and above all respected. Elsewhere, that wasn't always the case. I made some good friends there, ... It was a wonderful place. You never missed home when you were there. I was having a good time, and people were awfully good to me.
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
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I've noticed a growth in Spike and definitely in myself. I feel like the seeds that he planted in me five years ago have ripened up to a place where I could even tackle this role in the way that I did.
It is always the village women who drive these things.