Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
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In addition to optimal atmosphere, the tight-knit staff at Kelly's made performers feel welcome and above all respected. Elsewhere, that wasn't always the case. I made some good friends there, ... It was a wonderful place. You never missed home when you were there. I was having a good time, and people were awfully good to me.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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