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  • The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
    (George S. Kaufman)

  • Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
    (George S. Kaufman)

  • When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
    (George S. Kaufman)

  • I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
    (George S. Kaufman)

  • When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
    (George S. Kaufman)


  • I understand your new play is full of single entendres.
    (George S. Kaufman)

  • At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
    (George S. Kaufman)

  • Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
    (George S. Kaufman)

  • I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances. The curtain was up.
    (George S. Kaufman)

  • Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
    (George S. Kaufman)


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