The whole strength of England lies in the fact that the enormous majority of the English people are snobs.
The whole strength of England lies in the fact that the enormous majority of the English people are snobs.
If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.
There is only one person an English girl hates more than she hates her elder sister and that is her mother.
The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.
He didn't dare to, because his father had a weak heart and habitually threatened to drop dead if anybody hurt his feelings. You may have noticed that people with weak hearts are the tyrants of English married life.
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.... It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth, without making some other Englishman despise him.
Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.
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