Bobby Miller Quotes (44 Quotes)

I'm a good team player and I don't care who gets the team glory as long as we win. I had to come off the bench because of my injury, but the team still found a way to win.

I now remember the prison cell as being tiny and cold instead of a window of opportunity and a source of pride as I once did. All I can do now is stand-by and watch the vultures, ravens, crows and magpies pick the bones of a once magnificent country clean.

Humans are surely the most frightened creatures on earth. We cry out, 'Give us someone to worship, anyone, even a ghost will do.'

I believe religion is a major malfunction. It's the Titanic of planet Earth, and without question, Robin Hood in reverse.

One must give up a little character, the main source of beauty, at a beauty shop. Character is important because it remains as a woman's youth fades. Conduct, integrity and self-love can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful all the days of her life.

The females you'll find warming church pews on Sunday morning will give you a better ride than you can get by going to a bar or whorehouse, and they're clean and don't smell like an ashtray.

I have found reading the Bible inspiring and entertaining. If I didn't know better, I would swear that P.T. Barnum, L. Ron Hubbard, and Jules Verne collaborated to give us this wonderful book.

Even though the media has dubbed me America's most controversial writer, occasionally my words find an open mind and I end up with a new friend, and at least on that day, I win.

There are bigots everywhere you go, but they are conceived in the Bible belt of the United States, and simply migrate to other places.

Christianity has not produced a single person who has lived a life according to the Bible, not even one. Christianity has not produced a single person like the Hindu, Mahatma Gandhi, not even one. One of the best examples of a damn Christian hypocrite was J. Edgar Hoover. This self-righteous bigot sat in his FBI office persecuting gays during the day and slept with his lover, Clyde Tolson at night.

Morality is only for ordinary people. Politicians, judges and law enforcement officers have no use for it. They prefer to think and act like those they arrest and judge. They like to say, 'To catch a crook, think like a crook.' The problem with that is, it's habit forming. You become like you think.

With all the development in Asia, and especially China, that's the biggest spot for growth.

Only a damn fool believes that American Christians have been kissing Israeli butts for 60 years and granted their every wish so the Jews could have their own country. The Israelis have been willingly put in harms way as an American outpost for control of the Middle East oil.

I've been broke and I've been extremely well off financially, and I can tell you the latter is better. Money is whatever you want it to be, and I want peace of mind.

I believe the best way to honor the war dead is not to get them needlessly killed in the first place. Is that too liberal for you BushCheney mass murderers You sick morons make me wish there was a hell.

Homo sapiens Yuck You contemporary fools laugh at religious and political lies spewed by sociopaths, lies that tether you forever to poverty and mediocrity. Yet, when your ears come upon the truth, the facts of life, you hide your faces and cry, not able

Americans make the best friends if you let them make the rules. The US is a teenager telling adults what to do.

A lot of these Jesus women are neglected. They're red hot, and God bless them, they're some of the kinkiest beavers on the planet.

The 'American Way of life' is living on credit and pretending you're Bill Gates.

It was heartbreaking when we lost to Little Rock Christian last year. We told our coach two years ago that we would win a state title for him our senior year and we're some good guys, so we had to keep our promise.

Hitler's Auschwitz Bush's Abu Ghraib epitomize Christianity. Christians are hypocrites who travel in herds, but are without the loyalty. Islamists are extremely dangerous because, unlike the Christians, they believe the dogma. Judaism is the study of diversion, coercion, and manipulation. Jews are the alpha predators because their Gods are intellect, money and power. They use these Gods to pit the Christians and Islamists against themselves as well as each other.

Democrats are the shoplifters of politics while the Republicans are seasoned professional bank robbers.

She beat a player who was an extremely good player. This was a heck of a match.

By the end of the night, (your forearms) will be black and have no hair.

The very first thing that you take out of your bag should be a good attitude, if not, you'll miss out on the most rewarding part of golf.

Tough love is real love. Why Because it's never easy. It hurts the giver far more than the receiver.

The point of religion seems to be to start with something as simple as thou shall not kill and end up with something so inconsistent that no rational mind can entertain it.

The word adult is misleading. It's a word used to describe one who is legally responsible for his or her actions. That's it. It doesn't in anyway confer or guarantee that a person, while gladly accepting the perks afforded adults, will accept any responsibility.

The peace loving non-religious man has good cause to worry. It's been my experience that the humblest citizen in all the land, when clad in the armor of a righteous cause, is stronger than all the King's men. Pro-life hypocrites with a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other will kill you.

I have always been, and will forever be, a rebel with a cause few Americans care about justice for all.

Their defense was causing us to shoot from the outside. But we were getting open and knocking them down, so we kept shooting.

Why is it so easy to blame the crooks and not the enablers You cannot legislate honesty it must be encouraged by example and enforced by punishment. A fine is not a punishment because it's not the crooks who are paying the fine. It's the state (We the People).

While the citizens of the U.S. cannot handle success very well since we don't know the meaning of the word humility. We are at our very best when we are chin deep in shit.

While Americans grimace at the mention of the Hitler Influence, there is nowhere to run, no where to hide from our Auschwitz and Dachau-Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo.

The status quo of a country will be sound when its people believe that the end result of hypocrisy is more disastrous than that of true justice for all.

Whatever games I play with fools, I play no games with my friends and Bob Miller here I deal with honesty and truth.

It is not possible for me to explain just how wonderful it is to see this house that George Exxon Bush and the moral majority built on the sand come toppling down.

I haven't found a use for the Bible, or any other Holy Book for that matter, since discovering Charmin Ultra Soft.

I really adore people who can look at bullshit and see fertilizer.

Some people would be better off with poor eye sight than more credit.

Who is this Pat Condell He's my friend. He likes his beer He adores England and respects North America. He can be crude or extremely elegant, and best of all, he despises dogma and the leeches who spout it and the fools who follow the likes of Jones, Falwell, Kennedy, Swaggart, Copeland, Bakker and Hinn.

I honestly do not know who convinced America's blue collar workers that the federal government was set up to protect them, but I suspect it was P.T. Barnum or some preacher turned politician.

The U.S. should print on its money, In Guns We Trust and use pictures of aircraft carriers, F-16 and tanks instead of politicians. But that would undermine the very foundation that hypocrisy stands on.

Let the ice cap melt it only reflects the heat from the sun, protecting earth from becoming just so much desert. The great grandchildren of the morons who elected and reelected George Exxon Bush and Dick Halliburton Cheney can survive, at least for a while, by killing off each other for a drink of water.