Even though the media has dubbed me America's most controversial writer, occasionally my words find an open mind and I end up with a new friend, and at least on that day, I win.
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Americans make the best friends if you let them make the rules. The US is a teenager telling adults what to do.Bobby Miller
Who is this Pat Condell He's my friend. He likes his beer He adores England and respects North America. He can be crude or extremely elegant, and best of all, he despises dogma and the leeches who spout it and the fools who follow the likes of Jones, Falwell, Kennedy, Swaggart, Copeland, Bakker and Hinn.
Bobby Miller
I honestly do not know who convinced America's blue collar workers that the federal government was set up to protect them, but I suspect it was P.T. Barnum or some preacher turned politician.
Bobby Miller
Morality is only for ordinary people. Politicians, judges and law enforcement officers have no use for it. They prefer to think and act like those they arrest and judge. They like to say, 'To catch a crook, think like a crook.' The problem with that is, it's habit forming. You become like you think.
Bobby Miller
By the end of the night, (your forearms) will be black and have no hair.
Bobby Miller
The females you'll find warming church pews on Sunday morning will give you a better ride than you can get by going to a bar or whorehouse, and they're clean and don't smell like an ashtray.
Bobby Miller
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