Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we canswing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not bebanned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play for you.That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mar
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But with dogs, we do have bad dog. Bad dog exists. Bad dog Bad dog Stole a biscuit, bad dog The dog is saying, Who are you to judge me You human beings whove had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit Is that a crime People of the worldWell, if you put it that way, I think youve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.
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We stole countries with the cunning use of flags Yeah, just sail around the world and stick a flag in. - I claim India for BritainThey go, - You can't claim us, we live here 500 million of us- Do you have a flag- We don't need a bloody flag It's our country, you bastards- No flag, no country, you can't have one That's the rules that I've just made up, and I'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the National Rifle Association.
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But puberty was well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know
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Because that's what narcissism is all about looking in the mirror everyday and thinking 'Damn, I'd like to shag myself.'
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Its a secret, religious, weird, ceremonial rite of passage for girls that women know. Hopscotch, it was bizarre for boys, cause they never played it, and as a boy, I was behind walls, going, What- what happened What did they do What do they do here And they had a track laid out with numbers, mystic numbers- 1, 5 7, 8, you know A bit of a broken doll there, some girl keeping lookout with a skipping rope
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