You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.
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We recognized right off the bat that he was a good athlete. From that point on we were looking at how he could best fit into the system.Gene Simmons
And in music, it's the great aphrodisiac that says that even though I'm short, fat, ugly, bald, and... and I'm hung like a second-grader, but if I'm in a rock band, I've got a better than average chance of bedding you down than if I was a dentist.
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My skin is more beautiful than yours. I would be quite more popular in jail if I so chose.
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I thought he competed in every event, he ran a real good quarter mile (56 seconds). He placed in most everything but the 200 meters, he was pretty worn out by then.
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My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons.
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