I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.George Burns
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
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People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I I've got it two ways I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.
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Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
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If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
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