Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up.
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When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential.
The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war.
Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.
We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.