Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with public officials.
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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson
People don't change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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