Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste.
More Quotes from Tom Lehrer:
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.Tom Lehrer
If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here
Tom Lehrer
If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it
Tom Lehrer
In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'
Tom Lehrer
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.
Tom Lehrer
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer
Readers Who Like This Quotation Also Like:
Based on Keywords: rinseOne out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress.
Allison Janney
As financial markets continue to broaden and deepen, the behavior of asset prices will play an important role in the formulation of monetary policy going forward, perhaps a more important role than in the past.
Timothy Geithner
Much as I like owning a Rolls-Royce, I could do without it. What I could not do without is a typewriter, a supply of yellow second sheets and the time to put them to good use.
John OHara