Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.
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That it's sometimes indistinguishable from misanthropy is a risk the A.V. Club is willing to take. People are stupider than anybody, ... They ban 'Huckleberry Finn' because it has the word 'nigger' in it. That's just silly. But what can you do Except kill those people.
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The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
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