The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
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We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.Mark Twain
Now, what I contend is that my body is my own, at least I have always so regarded it. If I do harm through my experimenting with it, it is I who suffer, not the state.
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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
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Be good and you will be lonely.
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The lie, as a virtue, a principle, is eternal the lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend is immortal
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Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
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