If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
If you argue with a woman and win, you lose.
Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how different you are from Mel Gibson.
When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied The machine won't ask me about my arthritis
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
If a woman driver ahead of you signals a left turn, be careful, she may turn left.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her
In the battle of the sexes, woman gains her greatest victory by surrendering.
Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing.
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the woman I love and the second, For my best friend.
Many a woman drives a man to drink water.
Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love.
The mouth of a cannon is safer that the mouth of a woman scorned.
The average man is proof enough that a woman can take a joke.
When a woman wants a man and lusts after him, the lover need not bother to conjure up opportunities, for she will find more in an hour than we men could think of in a century.
If a man is alone in the forest and speaks...and no woman is around to hear him...Is the man still wrong (of course)
Mother-in-law A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Courtship -- A man pursuing a woman until she catches him.
Hollywood makes prostitutes out of women and sissies out of men.
It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage the y becomes silent
Women, despite the fact that nine out of ten of them go through life with a death-bed air either of snatching-the-last-moment or with martyr-resignation, do not die tomorrow -- or the next day. They have to live on to any one of many bitter ends.
Women sometimes seem to share a quiet, unalterable dogma of persecution that endows even the most sophisticated of them with the inarticulate poignancy of the peasant.
© 2020 Inspirational Stories
© 2020 Inspirational Stories