Roseanne Quotes (15 Quotes)

I'd see them leave at the end of the show and think, 'Maybe for the rest of the night something is happening inside their bodies.'

At least your mother and father can visit you, ... I visit my son in a cemetery and talk to a cold block of stone.

The inspector general is still in the process of assessing the referral from the auditor, ... No official decision has been made regarding this matter.

When my Husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I figure I've done my job.

I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. On her ex-husband Tom Arnold

I'm pleased that it was so successful, ... I hope they pay attention to the video so we don't lose anyone else out there.

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny finally and ultimately sated... but enough about the pork.

He attacked the nurses, he attacked widow's pensions, he attacked firefighters, he attacked teachers, and the California public has said 'No' to this governor,

I hate the word housewife I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.

Her talk of entrepreneurship falls on receptive ears at WIM, more so now than ever. Previously, about 95 percent of our members were from the corporate world, ... Since then, the mix has shifted to one-third corporate, one-third entrepreneurssmall-business owners and one-third women in transition.

The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.

It is such a learning experience for the kids - and for us, too. This is our first year doing this. It is so interesting, ... The nice thing is that you don't have to live in the country to do this. The school has a place where the kids can keep their animals and this gives all the kids an opportunity to participate in something like this if they want.

There's a certain class of mutual fund investors who are quite sensitive to negative news. And you can identify those people by redemption behavior, which did start to pick up last year, ... However, in the aggregate, mutual fund inflows are slowing, they're not declining.

Business has turned really sluggish. There is a lack of traffic in the stores, ... There is overall uncertainty with the economy and gas prices.

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.