My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I will not say Springfield just to get applause.
Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
Cross you heart, hope to die. Stick a needle in your eye. Jam a dagger in your thigh. Eat a horse manure pie
No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am.
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
Coffee is not for kids Each line becomes less and less legible the last line is a scrawl
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.
I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
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