Larry Kersten Quotes (23 Quotes)

Apathy - If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

Dreams - Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.

Mediocrity - It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

Dysfunction - The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

Fear - Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.

Agony - Not all pain is gain.

Pretension - The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.

Retirement - Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Insanity - It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.

Bitterness - Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.

Defeat - For every winner there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

Discovery - A company that will go to the ends of the earth for its people will discover it can hire them for about 10 of the cost of Americans.

Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Demotivation - Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

Achievement - You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Hazards - There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

Adversity - That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

Pessimism - Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

Stupidity - Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never win are idiots.

Nepotism - We promote family values here almost as often as we promote family members.

Blame - The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Ambition - The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.