Josh Freed Quotes (4 Quotes)

It was clear to me that reality was catching up with satire so fast that somebody might read this essay on how to have the December 31 baby and obey it,

If the 'millennium bug' has any truth, you're counting down 10-9-8 to zero and at the moment you scream, 'Happy new year' or 'Happy millennium' the lights all over the planet will go out,

You'll find yourself crawling around in the dark eating canned tuna on your living room floor and not knowing where the champagne bottle has gone. You know, freezing in the middle of winter, you won't have any heat -- a hell of a way to celebrate your millennium.

The book also includes a segment on How to be the first death of the millennium. ... quite a legal warning.