John Oliver Quotes (7 Quotes)

Some of my students have gone off to be involved in these space missions. They work on it for four or five years, then wait four or five years more for it to come back. It's so exciting if it works, and so disappointing if it doesn't.

They had just built the air shaft and they were removing the supports and everything. There was a door that they had to cut open, and they believe that's where the explosion occurred.

If we're all going to count on universal service at reasonable rates, the Postal Service has to change with the times.

Gotta have gas. Can't work without it. Can't live without it.

Any time a particular attraction like Splash Lagoon attracts visitors, it's not just Splash Lagoon that benefits. It's the entire region.

Full throttle -- like something was wrong and he was trying to get out of here quick. He came out in reverse, barreled across the street and curbs and came up through the yard like he is now. (He) started spinning his tires. A whole bunch of smoke and then the tires caught fire.

The creditors have made their decision, despite what we regard as a very competitive offer.