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  • Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food.
    (John Green, "Looking for Alaska")

  • Boys are much more likely to objectify girls bodies, while boys are seen by girls as whole people.
    (John Green, "Looking for Alaska")

  • I hate the rich snots here with a fervent passion I usually reserve only for dental work and my father.
    (John Green, "Looking for Alaska")

  • If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane.
    (John Green, "Looking for Alaska")

  • Ninety-nine percent of the time, your parents never have to know, though. The school doesn't want your parents to think you became a fuckup here any more than you want your parents think you're a fuckup.
    (John Green, "Looking for Alaska")


  • The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.
    (John Green, "Looking for Alaska")

  • Why don't we break up? I guess I stay with her because she stays with me. And that's not an easy thing to do.
    (John Green, "Looking for Alaska")

  • Ben Starling, you better not have bought your token black friend a racist shirt
    (John Green, "Paper Towns")

  • I kept waiting for that loneliness and nervousness to make me want to go back. But it never did.
    (John Green, "Paper Towns")

  • It's all very dramatic and everything, but so what? I didn't know the guy. People I don't know die all the damned time.
    (John Green, "Paper Towns")

  • Q, you're going to go to Duke. You're going to be a very successful lawyer-or-something and get married and have babies and live your whole little life, and then you're going to die, and in the last moments, when you're chocking on your own bile in the nursing home, you'll say to yourself:'Well, I wasted my whole goddamned life, but at least I broke into SeaWorld with Margo Roth Spiegelman my senior year of high school. At least I carpe'd that one diem.
    (John Green, "Paper Towns")

  • The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.
    (John Green, "Paper Towns")

  • Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!
    (John Green, "Paper Towns")

  • Caroline was always moody and miserable, but I liked it. I liked feeling as if she had chosen me as the only person in the world not to hate, and so we spent all this time together just ragging on everyone, you know?
    (John Green, "The Fault in Our Stars")

  • I fear your faith has been mis- placed-but then, faith usually is.
    (John Green, "The Fault in Our Stars")


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