Jack Black Quotes (16 Quotes)

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

Just 19.

There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.

Don't be celebrities, because then you go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, You don't want that, do you

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

He is a great gentleman. He is kind of like the teacher and I am the mouth of the golf coaching squad.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

But he's got vision, and he's got tremendous ambition. He wants to make the greatest film ever made.

Are you ready to have your mind blown apart by the most awesome show in the universe. ... Tonight is your night to rage against the machine.

You're asking me to choose between two children, the one that pays more and the one that I secretly love more. With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out with the music, there's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

I had a bit of a lost weekend while we were doing King Kong. Overall I'm very responsible on set. I'm not one of those dudes who come drunk to the set.

It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up.

Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.