How much does golf mean to comedian George Lopez When he was in Las Vegas not too long ago to play a round, he was asked to do an opening stand-up gig for Rod Stewart that night, just a quick 45 minutes of work for 130,000. But Lopez said no. He was afraid it might spoil his round if he had to worry about finishing it to get to the hotel on time. Is he crazy Does he know how much 130,000 is ... I know how much it is. I've got 130,000.