Eric Cartman Quotes (6 Quotes)

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.

Why does this happen every month It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie

Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only 8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee