Don Herold Quotes (26 Quotes)

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

When a speaker says, Well, to make a long story short, it's too late

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

Very few people look the part and are it too.

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it some of it we have to listen to twice.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

We will hereafter believe less history than ever, now that we have seen how it is made

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

I say, let's banish bridge. Let's find some pleasant way of being miserable together.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Interruptions are the spice of life.

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.