I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman.
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
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