Bridget Diary Quotes (6 Quotes)

Bridget My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.

Bridget Daniel, what you just did is actually illegal in several countries. Daniel Cleaver That is one of the reasons that I'm so happy to be living in Britain today.

Tom Well done Bridge, 4 hours of careful cooking and a feast of blue soup, omelette and marmalade.

Mark You haven't got any beetroot cubes, have you Any mini-gherkins, stuffed olivesBridget No, Pam, and besides, I'm busy. The gravy needs sieving.Mark Surely not, just stir it, Una.

She smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and dresses like her mother

Mark Darcy I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper.