Artemus Ward Quotes (5 Quotes)

Why care for grammar as long as we are good.

It ain't so much what people don't know that hurts as what they know that ain't so.

Why is this thus What is the reason of this thusness.

I am happiest when I am idle. I could live for months without performing any kind of labor, and at the expiration of that time I should feel fresh and vigorous enough to go right on in the same way for numerous more months.

I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.