I love Twinkies, and the reason I am saying that is because we are all supposed to think of reasons to live.
I love Twinkies, and the reason I am saying that is because we are all supposed to think of reasons to live.
I've had deep fried Oreos and deep fried twinkies, but I've never had one of these giant things.
He eats like a pig. He eats a lot of food -- a lot of Twinkies and doughnuts and cupcakes. For him to be as fast as he is and to have the body he has, you wouldn't know that. But every night he's sneaking in some type of snack.
People who can't get laid watch Star Trek and eat Twinkies
We call them twinkies. You've seen them on television acting the news, modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they've read the news -- or if they've blown dried their brains, too.
I tried to do the commercial thing. But I don't want to keep shoving Twinkies down everyone's throat. People are hungry for something of more substance.
One lady came in for fried Twinkies every day for two weeks.
You eyeball them and if you've got anything jiggling, we'll know. If your body fat is 25 percent, I wouldn't fire you, but I'd tell you to back away from the Twinkies.
I partially blame the modern day downfall of man and society on twinkies.
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