Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.
Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.
My first course came and I put down my book, and I just happened to put up my hand to scratch my head and discovered that my toupee had been blown by the wind and was folded over backwards on the top of my head!
This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.
I'm criticized all over the world for wearing a toupee. So let's let this serve the world as notice that it's my hair. It may not be pretty, but it's me.
Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness.
© 2020 Inspirational Stories
© 2020 Inspirational Stories