A traveling show visited a country town and one of the acts was advertised as a striptease. A small boy begged his mother for a quarter to buy a ticket, but the mother refused, telling her son that if he went to that show he would see something awful. Well, the boy sneaked in the show and the first thing he saw was something awful his own dad sitting on the front row.
Quotes about striptease (6 Quotes)
For as long as I care to remember, religion, like the striptease, has always been a display of the power of suggestion. Like the Virgin Birth, it has all too often supported an immaculate deception.
Garden writing is often very tame, a real waste when you think how opinionated, inquisitive, irreverent and lascivious gardeners themselves tend to be. Nobody talks much about the muscular limbs, dark, swollen buds, striptease trees and unholy beauty that have made us all slaves of the Goddess Flora.
I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.
It's not striptease. A lot of times people see in the media these gorgeous women dancing with very little clothing on, and the belly dancer is (portrayed) as a vamp. So that's how we get a bad rap.
Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of abundance.