He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
Hogwarts was the first and best home he had known. He and Voldemort and Snape, the abandoned boys, had all found home here.
It was as if Snape had started handing out sweets.
Obviously fame isn't everything. Is it, Mr. Potter? --Severus Snape
Deliberately causing mayhem in Snape's Potions class was about as safe as poking a sleeping dragon in the eye.
Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison.
I have just returned from the dubbing studio where I spoke into a microphone as Severus Snape for absolutely the last time.
As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
Three children have become adults since a phone call with Jo Rowling, containing one small clue, persuaded me that there was more to Snape than an unchanging costume, and that even though only three of the books were out at that time, she held the entire massive but delicate narrative in the surest of hands.
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© 2020 Inspirational Stories