Women are from stars, men are from penis.
Women are from stars, men are from penis.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
In my opinion any man who thinks simply having his penis removed, having breast implants, and taking hormones turns him into a woman needs to be in a psychiatrist's office, not in a parade.
The only bodily organ which is really regarded as inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl's clitoris.
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
George Bush doesn't actually have to be a penis head for some portion of voters to believe absolutely without hesitation that he is a penis head. That's the beauty of controlling all major sources of news dissemination in America. It ensures that liberals will never have to learn how to argue beyond the level of a 6-year-old.
He was one of us, it became apparent, in another special way, too, the classic sixties child in love with, addicted to, the pleasures provided him by his penis, which he called Willard. ... Dick, you kept me from being the President of the United States.
Men renounce whatever they have in common with women so as to experience no commonality with women and what is left, according to men, is one piece of flesh a few inches long, the penis.
To be a boy is to be macho, to have weapons, to have fights, and to kill, at first in play, then maybe later in war. To be a boy is also to be powerful with a penis and to do things with it unmentionable to adults.
People have seen me in my underwear before. I would imagine it would be pretty difficult to hide something like that his prosthetic penis in Boogie Nights
I wanted closure. And for him to thank me for being so loyal to him over the years. Instead he stood up and asked me if I wanted to see his penis.
The fundamental impulse of the movement is neither masturbatory nor concretely lesbian -- although it of course offers warm house to both these possibilities it is an impulse to maidenhood -- to that condition in which a woman might pretend to a false fear or loathing of the penis in order to escape from any responsibility for the pleasure and well-being of the man who possesses it.
Poetry, the genre of purest beauty, was born of a truncated woman: her head severed from her body with a sword, a symbolic penis.
Beware of the man who denounces women writers his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time
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